wanna make a secret handshake it involves us touching our mouths together for three hours
There’s a dog at work today who is a real life deviantart oc. He’s a border collie with long blonde 90s surfer dude bangs and it’s the most amazing thing I’ve seen since I started this job.
Nature is a wonder.
I was being 100% serious.
It would be nice to go a day without stressing myself out to the point of puking.